I JUST TURNED ON THE PC AND THERE WAS NO START UP SOUND SO I TURNED UP THE VOLUME A BIT AND HEARD SOME STATIC AND I WENT ON TUMBLR TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS BUT THEN THE PC ABRUPTLY SHUT DOWN LIKE IT SOMETIMES DOES
THEN I WAS TEXTING MY SISTER ABOUT IT AND I THOUGHT I SAW SLENDERMAN IN THE PHONE REFLECTION BUT IT WAS JUST A GODDAMN LAMP
FUCKING SLENDERLAMP
AND NOW IM POSTING ABOUT THIS AND I AM VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND SLIGHTLY UNSETTLED NOT ONLY BC I CANT DO THIS REAL LIFE SUPERNATURAL BULLSHIT BUT ALSO BEING AFRAID OF SLENDERMAN IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE HES A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
BUT IM ALSO MAD BECAUSE IT WAS A LAMP THAT SCARED ME
FUCK YOU FUCK ME BUT FUCK YOU TWICE OVER BECAUSE I DONT NEED ANY FUCKING SLENDERLAMPS IN THIS APARTMENT I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH LIKE MAINTAINING MY SIMS GPA AT UNIVERSITY WITHOUT SELLING HER DIGITAL SOUL TO SATAN SO FUCK YOU AGAIN SLENDERLAMP
TL;DR
I THOUGHT MY LAMP WAS SLENDERMAN AND NOW ITS CALLED SLENDERLAMP AND I AM UPSET BECAUSE OF THIS EVENT
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO