gaggrey

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

litmus-test-of-sj:

If you ever want to make sexist generalizations about a woman without the tumblr SJ police coming after you, simply say “white girls” instead of women and you will have a 15k note work of art

chekhov:

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

Twenty times zero is still zero

burqalicious:

the first person to ever eat a mango must’ve been like ‘yoooooo’

kittening:

keepingitreckless:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

yeah.. but its kim kardashian. No one respected her anyway.

*boos u offstage as the rest of the audience throws tomatoes*

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms