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madam-hoodie:

i mean i get that zacharie is cute and all, but i don’t get when people draw him like a little kid.

i mean just listen to that laugh and tell there isn’t a MAN behind that mask

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

ranuncudahlia:

has anyone noticed that rose is a seer, but her mother didnt have eyes

and john is a hero of breath, and his father’s face only showed a nose

and dave is a knight, and his guardian literally only had glasses, when the eye holes are the only facial features of a knights helmet

and jade is a hero of space, and her guardian could literally teleport

OH MY GOD

bigbangpunch:

I just met a 99 YEAR OLD man whose first job was TO STAND THERE AND PLAY THE VIOLIN FOR AUDIENCES DURING SILENT MOVIES ARE YOU KIDDING ME I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD HAVE “WALKING ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK” AS A CAREER

EDIT: HE JUST SAID HE’D IMPROVISE DIFFERENT SCORES AND SOMETIMES JUST PLAY HILARIOUS SHIT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH OMFG HUMANITY

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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